BUSH TO BOMB DEMOCRATS

    After a surprising number of Democrats voted to authorize a bill designating Democrats as "terrorists", President Bush announced today plans to begin bombing strategic sites of the Democratic Party, including the offices of Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Dianne Feinstein, and the cities of San Francisco, Berkeley, Austin, Texas, and New York state.  Earlier reports of bombing targets including the offices of Senator Joseph Lieberman were erroneous.

    This culminates a six-year plan to designate Democrats as "enemies of the Homeland", and all critics of President Bush and the Administration as "...anti-American, anti-flag, anti-troops, and anti-Mom, baseball, apple pie, and torture."  The Bush Administration and all Republican radio and TV hosts have long claimed that the Democrats "help the terrorists" and "aid al-Qaeda".  

    Republican candidate Rudolph Guiliani said recently in a stump speech, "If a Democrat is elected President, we will be attacked again.  We cannot let this happen.  I am even willing to accept the total nuclear annihilation of New York City and its environs, if it means we can get top Democrat agents, and lower the crime rate..."

    Seymour Hirsch, in a recent New Yorker article, reported "...Bush and his Administration have redefined the war in Iraq as a strategic battle between the United States and the Democrat (sic) Party..."

    He quotes President Bush as saying, at the national convention of the American Legion Veterans Of Foreign Wars National Rifle Association Heritage Foundation Evangelical Christian Coalition, "The attacks on me and my Administration by Democrat-supplied politicians, pundits, and 80% of the Homeland have increased...I will take actions necessary to protect my Administration, meaning the four or five people who still listen to me..."

    The shift in targeting, says Hirsch, reflects many developments, including their conclusion that the American public no longer believes a word they say, even though they got a cute blonde woman as Press Secretary, the consensus of the intelligence community that the Democrats are a year away from developing a President, the presence of Democratic agents working in secret and underground in Washington, D.C., and the growing consensus that the Democrats are the geopolitical winners of the Iraq "debate", which is expected to occur any month now.

    General David Petraeus, in his report to Congress, said, "None of us...appreciated the extent of Democrat involvement in the war in Iraq.,,"

    In a recent essay in "Commentary", demented psychopath and Guiliani foreign policy advisor Norman Podheretz depicted the Democrats as "...like Hitler...whose objective is to overturn our Republican government and replace it with a new order dominated by Democrats, the Constitution, the rule of law, and the participation of the actual people in the United States...There is no alternative to the use of military force."  In an interview with politico.com, Podheretz said "Bush is going to hit the Democrats before he leaves office, whenever that may be..."

    The only delay in the Bush "executive order" is the complete lack of military or National Guard troops actually stationed in the United States.  The Pentagon plans to call up the Reserve Retired National Guard and a selected list of bank security guards.

dougferrari.com